I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
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It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
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Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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