worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
be right there i have to get my cape
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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