Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I have aggressive nipples.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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