How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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