problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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