Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
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