just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
NoShamevember. You game?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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