Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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