i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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