Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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