So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Moan for me like Helen Keller
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Randomize
