in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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