My balls are so social today.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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