I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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