i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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