barbara walters just said penis...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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