If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
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I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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