And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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