Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
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it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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