You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
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after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
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You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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