the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
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Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.