I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
