Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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