Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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