he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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