38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
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My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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