you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
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if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
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My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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