I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him