drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize