I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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