that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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