Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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