why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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