bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
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My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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