ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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