So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
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Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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