Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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