Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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