i jhust puked up my retainher.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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