Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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