Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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