Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Randomize
