hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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