hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
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i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she looked like the before picture.
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You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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