we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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