If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
P.S. I can't hear my feet
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He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
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Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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