True but thats because hes a fetus.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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