If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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