Having a random hookup so left but love u
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
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I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
and you fell through a lawn chair
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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