I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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