Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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