I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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