if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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