Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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