in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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