if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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