I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
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I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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